What i don't want to be

Heard a lot about what people want to be, read a lot about who people aspire to be. Thus, audiovisually tired, i tried to relax these senses and do a li'l thinking, something my spare parts aren't very much used to.
 

So the li'l genius in me came up with... why not list down what i don't want to be??.. wow!! now that should be interesting!!

i don't want to be...
the ugly fat guy
the unknown corner boy
the nerd
the hinglish man
a spoilsport
an ass, a jerk (won't mind being the one who can differentiate between the two of them)
the chipku
the fattu
definitely not a chaatu

neither want to be unpopular nor the talk of the town
neither a front bencher nor a back bencher
neither wanna stink nor be the guy who bathes for half the day in a boys hostel common bathroom

would never be the guy who breaks the queue in the mess

i dont want to be...
the guy who thinks littering the college campus is fun 
neither the guy who's got the treasure of cheap jokes.. e.g. do not litter, 1l=35 rs :P

i would love not to be the one travelling the road all travel by
and not the one who is over adventurous never to do that

i would never want to be the guy who always thinks about women..
and definitely not the one who never thinks about them...

i would hate to be...
a 20 yr old who cant run a mile
a 25 yr old who's not independent
a 30 yr old who doesn't wanna see his parents
a 50 yr old who has no one to share the morning tea with

i don't want to be...
way too serious
way too easy going
pissed off
irritated
sick

i would die if i were...
a vegetarian,
without a car for rest of the life,
not allowed to talk,
bereft of friends.

i definitely don't want to be...
the guy who spends his time thinking what not to be ,when there's an assignment and a lab record to be completed by the next morning. 

P.S. If you ever try any of the above stunt, all the best. The author of the above post can no way be blamed for the consequences that follow.